Tales from the land of the old and decrepit

It's been a stinky kind of day. Today at work:

1. A cat was accidentally locked in my office and he pooped under my desk. 

2. A fish kamikazed itself out of the fish tank and onto my office floor.  I didn't find it until late this
     afternoon.

3. My residents were very concerned that I was flushing the fish down the toilet because "it might still
     be good"